i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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