Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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