there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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