I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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