Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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