How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he puts the penis in happiness.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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