my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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