too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
