Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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