I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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