North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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