I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize