do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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