It was confusing and full of hummus
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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