every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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