sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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