Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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