Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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