Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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