I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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