im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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