Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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