Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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