i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
