Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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