The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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