So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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