The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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