when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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