oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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