hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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