i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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