But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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