He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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