You made me cry and you don't even care
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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