so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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