i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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