4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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