"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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