been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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