Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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