I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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