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(234): View more from Ohio

Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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(509): View more from Washington

Can I ask u a weird question?

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Sure

(509): View more from Washington

do u have the hershy squirts too?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1

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(207): View more from Maine

I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.

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(217): View more from Illinois

it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You okay?

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I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Did I see you at the bar last night?

(317): View more from Indiana

Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...

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