I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
accomplished twins. life is a go
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
