She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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