nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
The ass gains better be worth it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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