What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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