how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So many bounce houses so little time
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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