Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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