Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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