giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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