This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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