i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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