she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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